Quitting a well-paying and
comfortable job to travel on one’s own expenses has held an almost romantic
charm for me. Ever since reading about a few of these stories (Shivya Nath’s
blog is a good example), I knew I would someday make good on this pledge to
self.
That I did, in October last year,
to tour Europe for a good 18 days. This post is a (not so) brief, overdue
record of my experiences of the time. I hope it is helpful to those planning
such trips. Of course, I’d be lying if I said this record does complete justice
to either my experiences or the uninitiated readers’ attempts to accurately
envision Europe.
It won’t be wrong to say that the
best perk of travelling is self-discovery. If life is a dark room and one’s
comfort zone is the window blocking the light of introspection, travelling is
the wind blowing outside that incessantly pushes against the window, letting
ever increasing trickles of light illuminate the darkness.
In that fashion, my latest
sojourn put an end to the mental debate over whether or not I am truly a solo
traveller. I love to go solo for 7-10 days. Beyond that, I’d much rather prefer
to have (good) company. In fact, solo or not, I probably wouldn’t like to
travel for more than a month at a stretch. No more ruing my career choice when
I read about a travel writer. Much to my delight, I still can’t lose my
bathroom paraphernalia - a 500ml bottle filled with water to the brim, and a
bunch of wet wipes - whenever I’m outside India. More importantly, travelling
abroad taught me, yet again, the indispensability of Indian food, and that the
best Italian food in the world is made in India.
Itinerary and pointers
Mine was an 18-day trip, during
which I visited Italy (4 cities, 10 days), Switzerland (daytrip from Italy),
Germany (2 cities, 4 days), Denmark (1 city, 4 days) and Sweden (daytrip from
Denmark).
My daytrips to Sweden and
Switzerland were largely for the purpose of adding to the list of number of
countries visited, a pursuit as noble as any.
Below is the detailed itinerary:
First stop, Rome, Oct 4 (Landed from Mumbai)
Second stop, Florence, Oct 7 (Reached by train)
Third stop, Venice, Oct 9 (Reached by train)
Fourth stop, Milan, Oct 11 (Reached by train)
Fifth stop, Munich, Oct 14 (Reached by plane)
Sixth stop, Copenhagen, Oct 18 (Reached by plane)
Oct 23 (Flew back to Delhi)
I have a lot to say, but if you
just need to gloss over the bare minimum essentials needed to plan a trip, the
brief version below will help. The longer version, which includes city-wise
insights, would be of far more help.
TL;DR version
- Getting Schengen Visa is a near-certainty, but it’s best to apply around 15 days before you fly. Strictly avoid agents. Go for German/French embassy.
- For money, don’t bother arranging for a travel card. Withdraw from European ATMs.
- For hostel bookings, www.booking.com is not a bad idea. But the best way would be to contact suitable hostels directly and negotiate.
- Don’t bother getting a Euro rail pass unless your trip is really long. Book rail tickets in advance.
- For flights, Easyjet is the best option.
- Avoid spending on water by carrying filling up bottles from the hostels.
- Bus travel in Italy can be done for free
- Avoid too many museums and historical sites. Europe is best experienced outdoors.
- Take pay-as-you-please guided tours of every city you go to
- Make sure you read up in advance about the sites you visit, and buy audio guides while touring them
- Climb to the highest point of every city.
Longer version
Before getting there
The best thing about Europe
before reaching the continent is the Schengen visa. You have to be a convicted
terrorist to be denied one. I got mine within 2 working days, even though I
applied barely a week before Oct 4, the day I was supposed to fly.
Unfortunately, due to severe paucity of time, I hired an agent, and the
experience has ensured that I never repeat the mistake. I would strongly recommend
everyone to self-apply, preferably to German or French embassy.
As far as arranging for Euros
goes, don’t bother getting a travel card beforehand unless you’re suspecting a
large drop in Rupee’s value by the time you get there. The best strategy is to
withdraw in bulk from ATMs in Europe, preferably those situated in closed
spaces, for there’s plenty a watchful eye in the streets. In my experience,
HDFC charged far less than ICICI did.
For hostel bookings, most people
would go via intermediaries like www.booking.com.
This particular website is good since there is no payment upfront, and you can
cancel for free 48 hours or more before the booking begins. Cancellation within 48 hours will attract
charges, though.
A much better option is to look
up suitable hostels (for those seeking cheaper accommodations, try camp sites),
and contact those directly. This saves the commission the hostels have to pay
to the intermediaries, and allows bargaining as well. Offer to pay in cash so
that you can save on credit/debit card fee.
Although entirely a function of the
traveller’s budget, 6/8 bed dorms are good because they are relatively cheap,
and come with a separate bathroom. If you’re booking a mixed-sex dorm with
ulterior motives, keep your hopes low.
Many must be conflicted over
whether or not to buy a Euro rail pass. For anything under 6-7 weeks, the
unequivocal answer is NO. It costs too much upfront, and you still end up
paying full fare for a lot of trains. The best strategy is to book the train
tickets as early as possible, which shaves off at least 20-30% from the usual
prices. The downside, of course, is that it curtails flexibility. When you
can’t avoid flights, go for EasyJet whenever possible. The service is good, and
unlike Ryanair, it doesn’t land in the jungle. Keep in mind that they charge
extra for check-in luggage, which is an added incentive to travel very light.
Non-Indians, especially white
people, have a different (and lower) standard of “delicious” when it comes to
food. I almost cried when the mouth-watering Domino’s pizza was reduced to a
triangular heap of cheese with vaguely similar vegetables/meats unlovingly
amassed over it. And oh, European McDonald’s outlets charge 20-25 cents for
each sachet of ketchup! Really no harm carrying a bunch of your own if you plan
to survive on the insipid burgers, still the best value-for-money food, all the
more due to availability of free WiFi. A lot of money can be saved on water –
each tiny bottle costs a full Euro – if you make sure you have a big bottle
full of it each time you leave the hostel. There’s no harm avoiding the famed
Italian Gelato. I’d any day prefer the thelewala Creambell over it.
At the risk of being judged, I must inform the readers that travelling by bus (except the airport shuttle), and sometimes even by train, in any part of Italy requires no tickets at all. During the 10 days of countless journeys within the country, I faced not one surprise inspection. The experience of other travellers suggests mine wasn’t unique. Not even the locals are too keen on buying tickets, so bloody Indians can certainly be forgiven.
Language problems are aplenty,
especially in Italy, but certainly not insurmountable. Make sure you’re good at
reading maps and always carry one.
While in Italy, you will face a
torrent of Africans literally shoving useless souvenirs in your face to fleece
you. Be firm in rejecting all such demands.
General sightseeing tips
Touring Europe is about endless
achi khabrein and just one very buri khabar, so I’ll get the latter out of the
way first: The fucking selfie-sticks.
While in Europe, and especially
in Italy, you will face an avalanche of mostly Asian tourists proudly ganging
up behind the most worthless, the most irritating, and the stupidest invention of
mankind. God, as if the mobile front camera wasn’t enough. Make sure you
practice enough Zen before landing in Italy. You will need plenty of it to not
end up in jail for punching that pouting face.
Now, back to the good things. For
most of us, a great part of visiting Europe is its history and richness in art
and architecture. Europe IS the most artistically and architecturally
astounding place on earth, and there can be no two ways about it. But let’s
face it. Most of us don’t really care as much about art and architecture as we
would like to tell ourselves and others. It doesn’t matter if painter/sculptor
A made a brush stroke finer and deeper than painter/sculptor B. This self-awareness
is crucial to determining which parts of a city you should visit, for the
abundance of such places can easily consume all your time. If you’re visiting a site known for its
artistic beauty, make sure you read about it in detail beforehand. Irrespective
of your knowledge, I can’t stress enough the importance of buying audio guides.
Trust me, this is money well spent.
I would strongly recommend
avoiding too many historical site/museum visits. For example, I found nothing
amazing about Rome’s Pantheon, mostly because I knew nothing about it, and it
paled in comparison to the jaw-dropping Vatican. Thankfully, it was free to
visit. Realising my folly, I skipped the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, famous for
Michelangelo’s David. Call me a philistine, but I had little interest in paying
23 Euros and waiting in a 2-hour queue to ogle at a dick frozen in time.
The limited time available is better
spent outdoors, which offer great views and a better chance of meeting fellow
travelers and locals. Europe is all about its Piazza, Platz, Torg, Via,
Strasse, Gade. The ever elusive culture of any city, including Europe’s, is
best experienced in these open spaces, where people mingle happily over wine,
dance and dinner. The air of mirth, freedom and liberty about these places is
infectious, and hard to find in India.
Rome’s Piazza Navona is symbolic
of such open spaces. Even if you’re
alone, get there around 7PM, sit down, observe the revelry around you,
eavesdrop on the plans of English-speaking travellers to forsake their
countries to settle in Italy, fall in love with that pretty young damsel
dancing bare-feet on the cobble path, drop the pretence and tear up at the
sight of that octogenarian couple ball-dancing to the mellifluous tune of the cello
and the violin being played by a group of smiling homeless people. As I said
before, Europe is all about its open spaces. Sites can be seen and captured,
cultural experiences can be felt and relived. Choose wisely.
Another great strategy I followed
was to climb to the highest point of every city I visited. Besides satiating my
love for trekking, it offered breathtaking 360-degree views of the city. Below
are photos from some such vantage points. The highest point also allows the
traveller to observe a commonality across most European cities – its sloping
red roofs.
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| The sloping red roofs |
City-wise details
First stop: Rome
As was not entirely unexpected,
the immigration officer at the Rome airport made me aware of my colour and
nationality by asking me to draw all my debit, credit and ID cards, taking at
least 5-6 minutes to let me into his country, as opposed to the precisely 30
seconds each it took the two white Americans ahead of me to clear the same
hurdle.
The first thing every traveller
must do is to get the 5 Euro ticket to the airport shuttle bus, which travels
to various parts of the city. The airport is situated far away, and taking a
cab would be akin to scoring an own goal.
If you’re staying in Rome for 2-3
days, which I did, and planning on visiting most sites, getting the 2-day or
3-day Roma pass is a good idea. It costs high upfront, but allows entry to most
of the sites, which would otherwise require costly tickets. Some of the audio
guides also come cheaper with the pass. Public transport costs are included,
but as stated above, you can always take those for free.
Staying close to Roma Centrale
station is a good bet, since Colosseum, Vittorio Emanuele II (a grand monument
that can be visited for free) are within walking distance, and a bus would take
you straight to Piazza Navona (already strongly recommended above) and Vatican,
two of the three best places in Rome, the third being Janiculum Hill. Don’t
succumb to the temptation of taking the 7-Euro elevator at Vittorio Emanuele II,
since Janiculum Hill is perched high enough to offer the same scenery for free. The Hill
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| From Janiculum Hill |
The curious bit about Rome is its
veritable Bangladeshi population. There are not less than 1.3 lakh of those in
this relatively small city. Most of them earn their living working menial jobs,
the most curious of which is flying cheap plastic toy planes at tourist spots.
Most of them are always up for a chat, and can speak at least broken Hindi, so
you know where to go when you crave some good old “aur bhai kya haal chaal?”
To me, the famous Colosseum and
the ruins around it felt underwhelming. But I won’t say you shouldn’t go there,
since it gives you bragging rights every time Gladiator is being screened.
Again, make sure you are thorough with its history, and are carrying an audio
guide. Avoid men in gladiatorial attire calling for photos, for you will be
paying not less than 5 Euros.
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| Roman ruins from Palatine Hill |
For the Vatican, booking the 20
Euro ticket to the museum in advance is the only way to avoiding the serpentine
queue. Please, please buy the audio guide, and keep interacting with the guards
present at every step of the way. Inside Sistine Chapel, ask for the window
from where the pope-declaring smoke emanates. Do your best to ignore that Asian
traveller who turns to face all 4 directions one by one with the selfie-stick
in her hand.
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| From top of St. Peter's Basilica |
Second stop: Florence
Like Venice, the city has two
distinct parts – old and modern. Accommodation is expensive and hard to find in
the old city where all the charm lies, so I stayed in a hostel in the modern
part. Buses ply all day and take only a few minutes to reach the old city.
Despite the hype, Florence was
the most underwhelming stop of my trip. Part of it was because of my limited
interest in art (as mentioned above, I skipped Uffizi without thinking twice). Besides that, Ponte Vecchio and others next to
it just did not seem as scintillating (could be a different story if you manage
to boat in the river, which is permissible). Another contributing reason was
the sudden and excruciating pain in my right foot – it magically disappeared
the next day and never came back - that didn’t allow me to explore fully its
narrow alleys. That said, I really enjoyed the bird’s eye view from the top of
the Duomo, and trekking up to Piazza Michelangelo, the highest natural point in
the tiny city. The whole of Florence is walkable in just a few hours. I did not
get to witness the old city in its evening glory. I think it would be a good
idea to make sure you do that if you make a stop here.
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| View of Florence from Duomo |
Third stop: Venice
Ah, what do I say about Venice? Can
words ever do justice to this most beautiful creation of mankind? Even if
you’re alone in this epically romantic city, the romanticism in its air will
always accompany you like a loving phantom.
After visiting Venice, I wonder
how its name evokes nods of disapproval in some. Maybe they visited it during
the peak tourist season, which can be painfully crowded. To appreciate it
fully, it is critical to know about why and how it was founded, its fish-shaped
structure, and why you should strictly avoid contact with the mesmerising
waters (they’re used as sewage). Take a pay-as-you-please tour before starting
off. For accommodation, few would have the money to stay in the old city, so
choose some place (look out for camp sites, too) in the modern town and take a
bus.
Campanile, the highest point in
Venice, is a must visit. So is Doge’s Palace, the seemingly inescapable prison
that Casanova broke out of. Hiring a gondola is exorbitant, so most would have
to settle for the vaporetto (motor boat). Make sure you visit the islands of
Murano, Burano and Torcello.
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| View of Venice from Campanile |
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| The multi-coloured island of Burano |
All great cities of the world
prove faithful companions in life, providing happiness, opportunities, love,
and everything else one could ask for. A visit to San Michele (cemetery island)
tells you that Venice will prove to be faithful in eternal death as well. Here,
thousands of dead lie in serene graves in a place cut off from land, accessible
only by boat. I was fortunate to have a long conversation with a widow who had
been visiting her husband’s grave every day for the past 30 years. Moments like
these stay forever.
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| Graves in San Michele |
Venice is perfect for all
momentous occasions in one’s life: sabbatical, marriage, honeymoon, and getting
buried. No matter how hard I try, words can’t fully convey my love for the city.
Just go there and figure out for yourself.
Fourth stop: Milan
Milan is not the characteristic
destination for my kind of traveller. I have zilch interest in anything related
to fashion. But I planned to use it as a base for two daytrips: one to Cinque
Terre, and the other to Lake Como. Sadly, only the latter came through. On both
days the weather wasn’t suitable for the long trek up Cinque Terre, probably
the only regret I have about the trip. The silver lining is that I will go back
to complete this trek someday, and I would strongly recommend this to everyone
else.
Lake Como is just jaw-dropping.
It’s a small town with a beautiful lake in the valley formed by high hills all
around. The place houses some of the most famous villas on the planet,
including one belonging to George Clooney. A friend later informed me that Lake
Como was also used to shoot one of the Star Wars movies.
My daytrip to Lake Como also
included spending about 3-4 hours in the Swiss town of Lugano (thanks, Schengen
visa). The latter pales in comparison to Como. In case you’re not as desperate
as I was for a +1 to my list of countries visited, avoid Lugano and spend the
whole day in Como. In fact, this place is such a paradise that it deserves much
more than a daytrip. It involves a lot of walking/trekking, and a
semi-adventurous train ride up the mountain, so gear up accordingly.
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| The steep train in Lake Como |
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| View of Como from the top of the ropeway |
There’s plenty to see even within
Milan. The Milan Cathedral, built over seven centuries, is one of the most
awe-inspiring constructions in Europe, both from within and outside. I loved
taking a long stroll in the gargantuan Parco Sempione. This website
provides some worthy recommendations. If you’re an Indian tourist in Milan, do
pay a visit to Aangan, for the Punjabi restaurant offers authentic Indian
delicacies that made me cry after a 10-day hiatus from Indian food.
Fifth stop: Munich
It won’t be a leap to say that
the bordering countries of Italy and Germany are two different worlds. Except
the cost of living, Italy would feel much more homely to Indians – warm
weather, road rage, small cars, unpunctual public transport, narrow and dirty
streets. Contrast that with Germany’s sparkling clean surroundings, big cars,
unnervingly punctual public transport, orderly traffic, and most significantly,
a 10 degree drop in temperature, and the unsuspecting Indian tourist, almost beginning
to feel comfortable in Europe, is thrown into chaos. On the bright side, Germans
are far better at English than Italians.
I used Munich as the base for two
daytrips: one to Neuschwanstein Castle (Disney castle), and the other to
Nuremburg.
The day I travelled to
Neuschwanstein was also the only time I encountered snow during my trip. It’s a
slightly long ride to the Castle, so starting out early is recommended. It’s a
beautiful corner of the German countryside, and if the weather remains clear,
there’s amazing scenery all around. Most would neglect what I am about to say
next: skip the guided tour to the interiors of the castle. They’re
underwhelming, and the tour involves a long queue and costs 12 Euros. Instead,
spend this time outdoors and complete the two-hour walk around lake Alpsee. The walk offers such sights that the day, which had till then
been almost disappointing due to the hazy weather and the underwhelming
interiors, turned out to be one of the best of the trip.
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| While walking around Alpsee |
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| Europe's multicoloured leaves are a visual treat |
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| I contributed a Rs.20 note to the local restaurant's collection. The recipient instantly recognised "Gandhi" |
Do keep in mind that travelling
between Munich and Neuschwanstein is tricky. Make sure you know which buses and
trains to change.
The next day I had a choice
between a daytrip to either Nuremburg or Salzburg. I chose the former because
it involves a cheaper, shorter journey from Munich, and I just had to see
whatever little remains of the Third Reich. Nuremburg is a quaint city, but
don’t expect it to offer startling revelations about the Third Reich. The
museum on history of Nazis is a good visit if you’re deeply curious but only
partially informed about them. It didn’t add to my knowledge at all. Hardly
anything remains of the famed Zeppelin Fields, but they do offer you a chance
to tread in the footsteps of one of history’s great devils.
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| Hitler stood in this place |
In my view, choosing Salzburg
(Mozart’s birthplace and home to arguably the world’s best ice caves) over
Nuremburg would be a better option for most travellers.
Sixth stop: Copenhagen
The only reason I managed to
visit the exorbitant and far-off Scandinavia is the presence of Neha and Sunil,
my sister and jija, in Copenhagen. Besides the sheer joy of meeting them, my
happiness was compounded by the offering of delicious chole and a warm bed to
sleep in. If you guys are reading this, thanks both of you :’)
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| With Neha and Sunil |
Notwithstanding the awesomeness
of the trip, skipping Amsterdam had been playing on my mind every second of my
travels till then. But Freetown Christiania, a “You are now leaving EU” hippie
hamlet in Copenhagen with its own flag, laws and freedom to sell weed, put an
end to any such regrets. Christiania has an interesting history, one which
needs to be told to the increasingly jingoist polity and electorate of most
nations.
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| The three rules of Freetown Christiania |
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| From inside Christiania |
Till the early 1970s, Christiania
was nothing but a bunch of abandoned military barracks, when some homeless buggers
decided to occupy it, and soon demanded secession from Denmark. In almost any
other nation, they’d have ended up with bullet-sized holes between their eyes.
Not in this case. The unbelievably chilled out Danes almost completely agreed
to their demands, letting the almost crime-free Christiania evolve into
the real world sibling of the utopian world of Swarajya, devoid of the concept of nation-state, property, and
imposed laws. Sure, Christiania has its fair share of problems, and has not
been left untouched by the Danish government, but a place like this needs to be
protected at all costs.
One of great attractions for
anyone visiting Scandinavia is the Øresund bridge between Denmark and Sweden.
Of course, crossing the bridge also lets you do a +1 to the list of countries
visited. Both Denmark and Sweden have relatively bland gothic churches, which
are a departure from their mind-bogglingly grandiose Italian counterparts, but
are a sight to behold in their own right. Scandinavians also starkly differs
from Italians (and Germans to a lesser extent) in their near-monochromatic
choice of clothing and home interiors.
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| Lund University |
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| Just a usual site in Copenhagen |
To get a bird’s eye view of this
beautiful city, climb up Church of Our Saviour. It’s slightly scary at the very
top, and is well worth the admission price. Don’t miss the boat tour, and the
amusement park Tivoli.
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| View from top of Church of Our Saviour |
If you’re in Copenhagen for a
longer period, use it as the base for daytrips to Sweden, Norway, and other
cities in Denmark. Lund is next door, and slightly further away lie Gothenburg,
Stockholm, Oslo, and Viking Museum in Roskilde.
Copenhagen also offers crucial
lessons in acting against climate change. Except battery-powered cars, all
others cars attract huge duties, which means even the richest folks don’t own
personal vehicles. Public transport is good, and the city is a cyclist’s
paradise.
